And Another Thing!
The following is an account and critique of an event I witnessed this summer:
this man at the dentist's office was going on a mad rant about how children these days lack communication skills and a decent grip on the world. he kept going ON and ON and ON. he placed the blame on television and computers and the internet, just right down the good ol parental list. i just sat there and took it all in. i watched a lot of TV growing up, i have three computers and have managed upwards of 4 websites at any given time. i absolutely adore the label that adults have given us: generation W.H.Y.... isn't that clever?? man, cuz it sounds like Y which relates with respect to generation X... but it's also a question. now adult-types, i'll tell you W.H.Y., and i think it has scarcely to do with TV watching, internet surfing and killing prostitutes and getting your money back after you "patronize" them under the overpass in Grand Theft Auto 3. it's because parents don't put any effort into raising their children. the question W.H.Y. doesn't refer to WHY the kids are the way they are, i think, but more specifically it refers to adults. WHY the hell did they think they should have children when they are so self absorbed in their own lives and careers? WHY did they want their children to be raised almost exclusively in a daycare? WHY are they so hostile to new forms of entertainment? WHY WHY WHY, PARENTS??? That's right, you hatched us, so now we're asking you. Anyway, this gem of human existence started talking about jobs and careers and how kids these days are going to be unprepared for the real world, are total slackers and overall lack people skills. after he brought up this subject, it finally came out that he worked at a TV station.... i finally had to step in and ask him which station he worked for. THE WB. fascinating. perhaps he's of the persuasion that there should be an age requirement for watching TV (the "send the kids to bed before Dawson's Creek" camp)? My mind was having a field day trying to process his logic of simultaneously working at a TV station and blaming it for the corruption of (his) children. then his kid came out from the dentist's room carrying a Sony PSP. that just baffled the shit out of me. was he playing it while they worked on his teeth, or was he carrying on an intelligent and cogent conversation with the dentist during his exam? the latter would have showcased his people-skills and surely would have made his father proud. "mrhff mrarg mrf aaarrrggg," "yes, i do think that the UN should have the final say in international crises." "mrgarrr arrgeeer" "i told you before, i'm already married"
In my previous post, I talked about certain new media being criticized by aficionados of older media. That is, new media being judged in the context of old media. In this post however, I want to comment on the judgment of new media in a social context. We (gen-WHY) are, it seems, good scapegoats for the rest of the nation to dig into sometimes (I don't want to sound like an angsty teen here, because I'm not either of those things). Perhaps we could be viewed as having entered into the world while the gods was asleep at their posts. We're the slacker generation, the fat generation, the computer-addicted generation, the generation that doesn't give a damn, the generation-WHY Eric Chester doesn't have to pan-handle for change on the street corner.
Perhaps the WHY refers to WHY we are the apathetic, chubby techno-geeks we are. Now I hate the idea of saying things that are a sort of catch-all for the people in this generation, but I think it's safe to say that in this nation we are the first group of people who have been immersed in computers, cell phones, the internet, et al. practically from birth. Since these sorts of things have played a large part in our lives, people seem quick to criticize their effects on us. Why is it that we can't do a more thorough search of society for this cause? Why does something have to be wrong with us in the first place? This all reminds me of the nation's response to jazz in the 20th century. Something HAD to be wrong with the kids because they wanted to dance and go out and listen to music. Jazz had to be at fault. It's just too sexually suggestive, and it's going to turn us all into harlots and men of loose morals. I say this in jest, but it really does seem to be an echo of history now. We are defined by Gen-WHY expert Eric Chester as being "those legally old enough to have a job but too young to know that the words 'rap' and 'music' don't belong in the same sentence." Fo' shizzle, daddio.
Okay, so in summary my two questions are: a. WHY do the majority our problems, as a generation, necessarily stem from media? and b. Who said we have a problem in the first place? Is it a requirement?
The word is about, there's something evolving
Whatever may come, the world keeps revolving
They say the next big thing is here
That the revolution's near
But to me it seems quite clear
That it's all just a little bit of history repeating
The newspapers shout a new style is growing
But it don't know if it's coming or going
There is fashion, there is fad
Some is good, some is bad
And the joke is rather sad
That its all just a little bit of history repeating
And I've seen it before
And I'll see it again
Yes I've seen it before
Just little bits of history repeating
Some people don't dance, if they don't know who's singing
Why ask your head, it's your hips that are swinging
Life's for us to enjoy
Woman, man, girl and boy
Feel the pain, feel the joy
And side step the little bits of history repeating
